another wonderful wedding sponsored by game of thrones
so would the dothraki consider this a successful wedding or a mildly okay one
Joffrey is a little douchecanoe, but his death doesn’t bring Ned or Cat or Robb back. His death puts Sansa in the hands of a sexual predator. His death puts Tyrion in jail for a crime he did not commit. His death emotionally traumatizes Cersei.
"He has Jaime’s eyes. Only he had never seen Jaime look so scared. The boy’s only thirteen."
what a beautiful day for a wedding!
And then Sansa teaches her pony-sized furry killing machine to take food delicately from her hand, because manners are important.
if you watch game of thrones, a show full of murderers, rapists, people who flay others alive, stab pregnant women in the stomach, murder people at weddings, kill family members, zombies, a guy who bashes babies skulls on walls and rapes their mother etc etc
and the character you hate the most is a teenage girl, who has lost her entire family and is living in a city where she cant trust a single person because they either want to fuck her or use her for their own political gain, then you need some serious help, like call a doctor now
All she wanted was for things to be nice and pretty, the way they were in the songs.
tell the bitch her beast won’t come.